Jen Jedi (Poem)

So strong in the force, I feel like a Jen Jedi.
All I ever wanted was to kill my-own Senpai.

To my peer

Your parents warned you, you should never, ever hang with me.
Your girl’s staring at Me like she has e a crush on Me.
You really want to be like me, but I’m about to you crush G.
“You might see Me here.
But my shadow moves in secrecy.
You call it a conspiracy. But it is just part of my Grand Design.
I kept myself prepared since 1999.
I’ve been plotting, and I’ve been scheming before the fuc*ing 89.
Darkness and light are always deeply intertwined.
Until the end of time.

To the authority figure

You hate me, but I hate you since fuckin fourth grade.
I grew up and became a dark knight on a dark crusade.
I’m about to make you cut your wrist with a razor blade.
Yes, your trophy wife’s fuc*ing me but I never ejaculate.

I’m by Myself I don’t fu*k with no features.
And I don’t plan to stop until the de*th of my teachers.
Make them have some nightmares with some horrible creatures.
Destroying their souls with spells from my magickal liber.

Finishing Lines

These rhymes are ancient alchemy.
Nothing’s really stopping Me.
The Devine gave me authority, and I’m crushing your authority.
Four letters POTB, incredibly powerful potency.
Cheating the Dead and Ripping off your head.
And then I feel Free like Freedon-Nadd.